THE ROCK

gee, I guess everyone will be thinking about the famous actor Dwayne Johnson, from "the Scorpion King" well the story doesn't surround him at all.

I wish it did but "no such luck". Now he is a rock ...... SOLID ROCK

It was Tuesday night and I'd been waiting on my friend to slip over and finally fix my toilet. No it wasn't backed up it needed a new gismo inside the tank. For 6 months I've been having to remove the tank lid and wait for the water to fill and then pull the lever up to keep in from running. Finally Rog come by to replace it. I removed the lid and he said "hey what's that (rock) doing in there"? He reached in to take it out and I yelled.......hey leave that in there!!! lookin strangely I said that's my ROCK. I found it in the lake in Montana and I didn't know where to put it so I thought it would help conserve water when I flushed. hehehe......he didn't know what to say back so I reached in and took it out to show him what a unique rock it is. Hey Rog, see those footprints indented there? could be from some kinda small animal and look at that granite embedded there. Now this is some special rock and I lugged this thing around in the car until I got home from my out west journey. Its something to keep forever and this is the best place to keep it. Its in a small lake of its own so we'll just put it back in there when your done fixin my toilet.

I could just see what was running thru his mind......hmmm now I know she's not all there!!!

I like my rock and I liked the idea of conserving water and its a good place to keep it. Its not the kinda rock you would put on a table for everyone to see cuz they would just look at it and say "what the hell is this"??

The moral of this story: "don't leave your rocks out for people to see, put them in a place where they'll do the most good!!