YOWZER......THE "ROCK"
Its Rick? No Rock!
Now if the ole psychic isn't up to her keen tricks again. Had to call my credit card company cuz they slapped me with a finance charge that I felt needed disputing. Well got me a nice deep male voice on the line instead of those squeaky girly voices. I knew that me and this guy were gonna hit it off. While he was searching for my account, I was gibbering with him. I was getting some good vibes from him. He did a nice courtesy credit for the finance charges and I wanted to have his first name just to jot it on my paid invoice. I was gonna ask for his first name but instead I said "hey Rick" thanks a lot for helping me. He said my name is Rock and I said yes I know.....I said you mean with an "O"? He said yes maam........hmmm I'm sorry I was close just a matter of one vowel. He said yes very close. I said are you looking as hunky as that movie actor Dwayne Johnson goes by the name "Rock"? He said "nah" I don't look like him. Well I mentioned "ROCK" is a hottie and I wrote a story in my blog and included his name to coincide with the story. I guess maybe I was making the guy feel bad so I said ok Rock you have a great night and enjoyed talking with ya.
I know too much and this intuition of mine is always surprising the hell outta me. I think I should start putting it to work and make some money with it. I've been thinking for years to get me a mock up "crystal ball" with floating answers and lights inside and then dress for the occasion, hand out business cards and make readings from my place. I mean c'mon I think I could tell a lot of people all about themselves. Who knows maybe I could even hook up with "billy gates" and have him design me some software to really get psychic on people.
Now if the ole psychic isn't up to her keen tricks again. Had to call my credit card company cuz they slapped me with a finance charge that I felt needed disputing. Well got me a nice deep male voice on the line instead of those squeaky girly voices. I knew that me and this guy were gonna hit it off. While he was searching for my account, I was gibbering with him. I was getting some good vibes from him. He did a nice courtesy credit for the finance charges and I wanted to have his first name just to jot it on my paid invoice. I was gonna ask for his first name but instead I said "hey Rick" thanks a lot for helping me. He said my name is Rock and I said yes I know.....I said you mean with an "O"? He said yes maam........hmmm I'm sorry I was close just a matter of one vowel. He said yes very close. I said are you looking as hunky as that movie actor Dwayne Johnson goes by the name "Rock"? He said "nah" I don't look like him. Well I mentioned "ROCK" is a hottie and I wrote a story in my blog and included his name to coincide with the story. I guess maybe I was making the guy feel bad so I said ok Rock you have a great night and enjoyed talking with ya.
I know too much and this intuition of mine is always surprising the hell outta me. I think I should start putting it to work and make some money with it. I've been thinking for years to get me a mock up "crystal ball" with floating answers and lights inside and then dress for the occasion, hand out business cards and make readings from my place. I mean c'mon I think I could tell a lot of people all about themselves. Who knows maybe I could even hook up with "billy gates" and have him design me some software to really get psychic on people.
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